Square One Premiere / 2nd December

Everyone from Leicester can stay at my house.
It's going to be rad.

HELLoween

We all got dressed up as weird Mad Max sort of shit.

I went as a sunburnt version of myself. Complete with nipple to nipple chain and a moustache.



The hype was insane for the final match up.
Here they square up like Muhammed Ali and Mike Tyson on crack.

Kestrel...

K Cider...

I gave Kyle's tattoo it's own tattoo.

The most ghoulish bus journey to the party in Peckham.

Josh was there dressed as some sort of tartan hat ghoul.

George won the battle against Joel in a heart stopping 19 seconds!

Better luck next year Joel dog.

Then we all shotgunned beers for no reason and got mad drunk and my photo taking skills flew out of the window.

Balaclavas are such a halloween cop out.

Holly was some sort of zombie air hostes, fuck knows.

Mac Dre.

Dwayne was a hillbilly, not that I could really notice.

This is Dans first skate photo in about a year, lolocaust.

Josh had a baby on a string.

Nicole and Dwayne had a whole bar's worth of alcohol in their bag.

Bad kids.

The cool turtle board got snapped then I pissed on a church.

I was a black guy, Dan was a white guy. Equilibrium is restored.

Yeah nice one mate, Oxo is well scary. Not.

Colm went as a member of the IRA who owns a bazooka.

Then I got too hyphy and took no more pics. People smashed windows and I saw a guy dressed as Facebook, some proper 2009 costume shit.

Our New Axe

Jake came out filmind and drinking a bottle of wine.

Classic Pingu.

Knox was ripping after his operation. A bunch of dudes ripped up his wrist and fixed it with bits of sticks and prit stick.

I wasn't going to use this photo because I have a new strict regime when it comes to how many photos I'll use, but just look at Pingus face!

The thumb nail is back!

These two (yeah the guys in this Analog advert) had the most epic game of skate, Ali even did a gazelle.

We now have an axe for the crib. To make fire wood and be manly.

It was a complete frenzy, like sharks in McDonalds.

Action shot!

Something men can't resist, using anything as a guitar.

It all ended in this. Then the next day we found out we need to clean the chimneys, but we'll do that then make more fire. Insane.

Bruce came and chilled with us, he was slipping around on Sidewalks.

Random dude in the street. I'm glad he didn't smack me out.

We went to a house party. Jake pretends to DJ.

Mark Reily.

This girl is from Leicester so we got on, well we had one thing in common, but yeah, she was alright.

These two were smooching so I ruined their moment.

Fake having fun photo.

Super Hans.

It was 10DIEz party.

10DIEZ boobies with fake blood on them...

The next bunch of photos are of me beating up a girl.

She was probably rushed to intensive care.

Fake blood init.

Will bummed someone.

Mikey is magnetically attracted to the stupidest garms at a party.

Kyle pretended to smoke so he could have sex with a girl, thats the kind of dedication it takes to make it in life. What a hero.

This was real blood.

Right. This woman was playing a song ( I might have even liked it, I can't remember) and I was heckeling her and booing. She was pissed at me and asked me to play a song, so I just turned off the mac. Serves her right.

This clearly mental guy had a comic with him.

Niger, Africa

We got cheeseburgers one night on our way to Roxy.

Jake is a scrawny veggie, but he's cool with us eating meat.

But we're not cool with him not. Judgemental init.

At the Roxy, which is by no means a good club, we always have a wild time.

It is great for minesweeping, must be it.

We made a harsh spit-pit on the dancefloor, then we probably breakdanced in it later on...

Something classic like Jimmy Eat World came on, so we moshed like a deathcore entourage, but we got told off by security and then some guy got really mad at us cus we were jumping all over his crew. It was rad.

We got told off a second time for having shoulder wars.

This is basically mine and Georges relationship, I love him but express my love to him with abuse.

Two-hats T Slates was in the builing son.

This girl saw us being totally badass and tried to join our gang by kicking a glass. So I showed that bitch who's boss by kicking over a whole bunch of glasses and drinking someone elses wine while she had her back turned.

One time miracle exemption.

On the bus home with guy wanted to see some girls toes, it was the shit. He was being well creepy, in a slick rick way. Persistance is the key to love.

Geordie bird could have said the most intelligent thing and it would sound like a clanger.

Toe guy never gave up.

T Slates thought nothing was weird about his head gear.

We went to a party in New Cross but stopped by Berny Ms to collect Josh.

The party had these cool melons, fuck knows what was in them, probably all types of human juices and sambuca.

Kyle risked his life and climbed out of a tiny window onto the roof, it was one of those gnarly tilted slate roofs (the kind of thing Tim Burton would have in a film), the window was smaller than a letterbox.

15Peter20.

I cannot believe this is the name of a country. Ha.

Mogly was there for some reason.

Some handsome dude pissed on this whole seat.

Ben is looking pretty dissaopinted in the background.

We were waiting for the bus for ages.

Josh's signed Girl tshirt.

Ben's suicide note for the night...

We got fucked up at Bernys til 6am. I didn't get that many photos cus everything we were doing was illegal.

Skating the next day.

Hangover slams! Stoked.

This guys hair was the shit.

Stockwell

Me and Jake made this clip.
Peep it up yo. Check a quicktime version on this silly blog.

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I AM 21 FOR FUCKS SAKE

For my birthday we had a massive bashment at Boundary, it was fucking amazing and you might be able to tell that from the following photos. You'll wish you were there with us being cool, wearing rad halfcabs and talking about our love for Louie Theroux.



It was only about 12 days ago but it seems like it was 4 years ago because of the constant alcohol abuse that I am enduring at the moment, due to the fact I live with a bunch of nutter alcoholics.

Yes Label. Roadkill is the best.

We all think Kyle is pretty tall but Buller owns it. Big rad bastard.

I don't adam and eve it! The east London crew.

Dan Drehob-oh no it's Trombone.

Dans King packages are constant entertainment for us.

Pingu and Tom.

This photo is all about the dinosaur.

Cheers guys.

Asia blah blah.

Emilia got on King!

Look at me, all 21 an that.

Dan was fucked up and passed out about 45 minutes in. He was puking out of his bedroom window whilst everyone else was getting crunk as a skunk.

We're more thug than that bit on the Menace video where they beat up a white dude at Lockwood.

I hate Russians for inventing vodka, it's their fault. And always going on about blowing me up and also denying Kyle a threesome the other night, but that is a shit story.

Yo Mikey, where's Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael?

I didn't have my camera at this point. I think Patrick O'Dell did.

I was off being wild, doing cool-ass shit.

Me and Knox are on King!

These bitches aint on King.

But Beth does work in a sex shop so she probably wins.



Check out Georges hat, yes! The rumours are true, he's on King!

Dan's carpet is ruined.

Some guy dressed as a tory MP was there, stinking the place out with his borderline racist, right wing politics. Fucking blue blooded, Thatcher worshipping prannock.

Buller is always up to no good.

It's sick that Tbone fingered every girl at the party. But when he looks so much like Alan Shearer how could any woman resist.

Look it's me! Me! Fucking stoked YESSSS Blogs are so cool.

Fin isn't lying, check out Tom's new shit on the Kingpin site for proof.

Tom believes his own hype and now you need to book in advance via his PA if you wanna go Cantelowes and skate shit with him.

Dan woke up and was sick out the window.

Why the fuck is Rachel eating crisps midway through my party?!?11? It is some next level rude shit. And clean that bastard plate in the kitchen, it's going all mouldy and we aren't touching it out of principal you tart.

Being on King must have really got to Tbones head...

Birds were there, hype hype.

(Cockney invasion) I don't Adam and Eve it! It's diamond geez, Josh Cox.

Lucien Clarke babysitting his namesake and younger brother, Dan Clarke. Where's there Dad, Rodders, when you need him. Actually he's probably nollie hardflipping shit at St Albans.

Jake had to leave the party at 3 am cus he was going to Berlin to film some cool bastards called Paul Shier and Mark Baines.

Someone bust a nut all over him like that 'freaks of cock' website. Nah, joking, it was foam or some cool hype shit. Jake was bummed and being all angry.

Stephan and Knox, bromance. It must be sick having Knox as a friend cus you can get free products. Cheers for the wheels Tom, your back threes are fast as fuck.

Another one Tbone? When will this Mugabe-esque party takeover end.

Dan passed out. The party went on for hours and more rad stuff happened, but I was too hyphy to blog it. Peace

-DISCLAIMER- This whole blog contains many evil lies, it's up to you to figure them out for your sen. And Mikey, George isn't gay, that is a silly lie, he loves bitches, who doesn't. :)