Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Baghdad

There was a house party in the ghetto slums of Peckham last week. The whole deal was destroy a bunch of shit because they are evicted and don't have a deposit. So standardly we went.

Josh came from Hellstone to party.



So there was a lot of harmless drawing on walls and shit like that.


Then we saw that someone had smashed a massive hole in the bathroom wall. It was the coolest most Baghdad thing I've ever seen.


Stoked



This girl wasn't feeling it because it was her house, I dont think she liked us taking the piss out of a serious thing like this.



Monday, 9 November 2009

Square One Premiere / 2nd December

Everyone from Leicester can stay at my house.
It's going to be rad.

Monday, 2 November 2009

HELLoween

We all got dressed up as weird Mad Max sort of shit.

I went as a sunburnt version of myself. Complete with nipple to nipple chain and a moustache.



The hype was insane for the final match up.
Here they square up like Muhammed Ali and Mike Tyson on crack.

Kestrel...

K Cider...

I gave Kyle's tattoo it's own tattoo.
The most ghoulish bus journey to the party in Peckham.

Josh was there dressed as some sort of tartan hat ghoul.

George won the battle against Joel in a heart stopping 19 seconds!

Better luck next year Joel dog.

Then we all shotgunned beers for no reason and got mad drunk and my photo taking skills flew out of the window.

Balaclavas are such a halloween cop out.


Holly was some sort of zombie air hostes, fuck knows.

Mac Dre.

Dwayne was a hillbilly, not that I could really notice.


This is Dans first skate photo in about a year, lolocaust.

Josh had a baby on a string.

Nicole and Dwayne had a whole bar's worth of alcohol in their bag.
Bad kids.

The cool turtle board got snapped then I pissed on a church.



I was a black guy, Dan was a white guy. Equilibrium is restored.

Yeah nice one mate, Oxo is well scary. Not.


Colm went as a member of the IRA who owns a bazooka.


Then I got too hyphy and took no more pics. People smashed windows and I saw a guy dressed as Facebook, some proper 2009 costume shit.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Our New Axe

Jake came out filmind and drinking a bottle of wine.




Classic Pingu.


Knox was ripping after his operation. A bunch of dudes ripped up his wrist and fixed it with bits of sticks and prit stick.




I wasn't going to use this photo because I have a new strict regime when it comes to how many photos I'll use, but just look at Pingus face!




The thumb nail is back!




These two (yeah the guys in this Analog advert) had the most epic game of skate, Ali even did a gazelle.


We now have an axe for the crib. To make fire wood and be manly.






It was a complete frenzy, like sharks in McDonalds.


Action shot!


Something men can't resist, using anything as a guitar.








It all ended in this. Then the next day we found out we need to clean the chimneys, but we'll do that then make more fire. Insane.




Bruce came and chilled with us, he was slipping around on Sidewalks.




Random dude in the street. I'm glad he didn't smack me out.


We went to a house party. Jake pretends to DJ.






Mark Reily.


This girl is from Leicester so we got on, well we had one thing in common, but yeah, she was alright.




These two were smooching so I ruined their moment.


Fake having fun photo.




Super Hans.


It was 10DIEz party.

10DIEZ boobies with fake blood on them...




The next bunch of photos are of me beating up a girl.




















She was probably rushed to intensive care.


Fake blood init.




Will bummed someone.




Mikey is magnetically attracted to the stupidest garms at a party.


Kyle pretended to smoke so he could have sex with a girl, thats the kind of dedication it takes to make it in life. What a hero.


This was real blood.


Right. This woman was playing a song ( I might have even liked it, I can't remember) and I was heckeling her and booing. She was pissed at me and asked me to play a song, so I just turned off the mac. Serves her right.


This clearly mental guy had a comic with him.

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Niger, Africa


We got cheeseburgers one night on our way to Roxy.


Jake is a scrawny veggie, but he's cool with us eating meat.
But we're not cool with him not. Judgemental init.


At the Roxy, which is by no means a good club, we always have a wild time.
It is great for minesweeping, must be it.

We made a harsh spit-pit on the dancefloor, then we probably breakdanced in it later on...


Something classic like Jimmy Eat World came on, so we moshed like a deathcore entourage, but we got told off by security and then some guy got really mad at us cus we were jumping all over his crew. It was rad.


We got told off a second time for having shoulder wars.

This is basically mine and Georges relationship, I love him but express my love to him with abuse.

Two-hats T Slates was in the builing son.


This girl saw us being totally badass and tried to join our gang by kicking a glass. So I showed that bitch who's boss by kicking over a whole bunch of glasses and drinking someone elses wine while she had her back turned.


One time miracle exemption.


On the bus home with guy wanted to see some girls toes, it was the shit. He was being well creepy, in a slick rick way. Persistance is the key to love.

Geordie bird could have said the most intelligent thing and it would sound like a clanger.

Toe guy never gave up.
T Slates thought nothing was weird about his head gear.



We went to a party in New Cross but stopped by Berny Ms to collect Josh.



The party had these cool melons, fuck knows what was in them, probably all types of human juices and sambuca.




Kyle risked his life and climbed out of a tiny window onto the roof, it was one of those gnarly tilted slate roofs (the kind of thing Tim Burton would have in a film), the window was smaller than a letterbox.

15Peter20.


I cannot believe this is the name of a country. Ha.

Mogly was there for some reason.


Some handsome dude pissed on this whole seat.

Ben is looking pretty dissaopinted in the background.


We were waiting for the bus for ages.





Josh's signed Girl tshirt.
Ben's suicide note for the night...


We got fucked up at Bernys til 6am. I didn't get that many photos cus everything we were doing was illegal.


Skating the next day.






Hangover slams! Stoked.


This guys hair was the shit.

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Stockwell

Me and Jake made this clip.
Peep it up yo. Check a quicktime version on this silly blog.

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Wednesday, 7 October 2009

School Blog

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