Monday, 13 July 2009

NASS09

I got this sleeping bag from Aldi, fucking rad. I also got a light, knife and fork fake swiss army knife thing and a blow up pillow.

We were going to drive from London so I got the train to Tom's house, slept on his sofa bed thing in his pimp ass crib.

Car-park beers. Joe was on it as soon as we hit the road.

The drive took about 6 hours but at least we got to drink travel-beers and see Stonehenge.

It was raining so Joe bag footed it.

Joe had a massive tent and made sure it was up quick time.

Our tent had 2 bedrooms and a living room. Me, Chris, Tom and Sivill.
Matt Clarke was there!

We had to bbq outside near the car because of gay rules.

Tinned food.

Matt and Fry.

This is where I lost my phone, I think. Who cares, I have a new one now.
Bumper cars was fucking epic.



Josh was in the camping area full of chavs and chicks, we were in the athlete bit (standard).

Tom

I lost my phone so was a bit annoyed, which probably stopped me taking as many photos as I'd have liked on the first night. I just got super drunk. Drunkology.

Joe woke up bright and early and ran over to the street course for a skate. I was in an alcohol induced coma so met him later on.
In the morning I saw some guy open his tent, stumble about a meter out then puke everywhere, it made me feel better about myself that it wasn't my ass.

Rough times. Rainy camping.

I basically survived off these sandwiches that were free to athletic brehs.

The goliath ramp went off. Even in the rain dudes were doing kickflip indys and spins an shit.
Moto X was gnarly as fuck, I kept thinking they were gonna die but they didn't.

Wet wheels, bad steez.

There was a freestyle comp. Josh was really excited about it.
It was full of old dudes in helmets doing nosemanuals in a circle.
I kept shouting out 'impossible' but they weren't on it.

Shaun had a super ghetto tent that got all wet.

This guy won the freestyle he was the best by miles. Most of them were cuntish moshers.

Sivills trousers were fucked by the mud.

Turkish leg shower.



We had a rad view of the mega ramp. Rob Smith is my favourite skater cus he sal flipped the fucker.



There was a wet tshirt comp by some babes from Loaded.
The room was well crowded with dudes but I saw some titties so it's bless.
Dylan gets on the highest vantage point in the room.



Witherup came on the second day and pitched up his tent next to ours, it wasn't as big as ours though so don't get it twisted bruv.

Cookies and noodles?




Dave Wallace and the missus.

Some mad Scottish guy (I know that doesn't narrow it down) was doing some stupid drop-in for everyones amusement. He broke two boards.

We were on it again, rides an shit.

This one was the shit.

This one was fuckin shit and made me wanna puke. Cus it was gay.

Next morning, feeling like shit.
We smuggled a stove in and a kettle, so it was the coffee epi-centre.

Rory slept in his car and left the engine on, damn son.

Moss entered the comp and got into the final. He came 4th.
Props A-Moss.






Ben Ray-Mears smashed the comp. Check the sidewalk site for footage.
Rob Smith is still the best though.

Joe's shoe got progressively more ghetto. Hold Tight Bag Shoe.



The last day. Everyone was desperate for whatever nurishment they could get.

The peopls champion A-Moss.

Nugg-ed gave me some cheese and bread, safe.

Deflate that shit yo. We packed up and left feeling like shit, covered in mud but fully stoked.

The weather got nice just after we left, it had rained all weekend.
Haha

Back in London.


Now I'm in Leicester til September but I'm going on holiday for a week.
Booyah

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Hold Tight Mile End

Check out this edit Hold Tight Henry made of Mile End, hyped.
HD motherfuckers

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Thursday, 18 June 2009

Dinosaur Jr

We were in a massive rush to get to Kentish Town to see Dinosaur Jr.
But Basi still hadn't printed out his e-ticket, so we went to his uni and he did it.

On the day of the tube strike that had us all shitting it with fear.
Nice badges brah.

But we eventually made it in complete time because the tubes worked fine, fuckin' propaganda.




There wasn't much of a que but here it is anyway.


Nice one Bas, getting in the way of my 'industry dudes do normal shit like everyone else' photo.


Ali is in Burma right now, I'm scared for him.




It was sweaty and I was really drunk but Kat was worse than everyone and headbutted loads of people, she says it was by accident but she has her motives.



I don't believe this woman likes Dinosaur, she probably works in PR and is learning about youth culture and Mind Field. Fucking bitch.



Niall Kenny is also a fucking bitch.




I got some really good photos of the band, look at that composition.


The main man (the old bold guy is ok and fuck Lou, apart from Forget the Swan)













They did a rad encore with Kracked in it. My favourite.

Even though we were convinced it was Repulsion for the first few minutes.


Neddington has a nike tattoo but don't hate him for it.

Pre gig bromance. And mini forum gay-off excitedness.


We got the tube home although there was a strike.
Ali is consumed by fear.


We all took the piss out of the BNP on the way home.

Lolocaust.






Ok so Dinosaur Jr was fucking rad butthis cake is insane.
Britney my New Yorker flat mate made this for her visiting boyfriend, who I imagined would look like Eminem but instead doesn't.

I haven't had any cake yet, looks a bit sugary.

Ben broke his leg and now has some cool Stone Cold leg brace.





Sunday, 14 June 2009

Ben: 20 Years of Survival

It was Ben's 20th birthday so we had a big BBQ at the park.

We cleverley chose the park with a bowl.



I'm sure Dawkins would agree.

Mikey demo'd it in the bowl for all the lady bitches and bros.

I'm not really into drinking warm cider on a boiling hot day, but it's Bens birthday and if he wants to then its cool.

Guest appearance by exmuse Tom Basi.





George was the habitual branson.

Kyle is running with his new thugnificant look.


A bag got stook on Mikeys wheel. Fuckin bullshit.


Mikey had some slams in the bowl that would make normal people sit down and socialise at a bbq.

Nobbly knees K Platts.
Basi has some bullshit rip off vest that is ripping mine off.





Basi had the harshest slam I've ever seen. Serious.
Trying to drop in on the weird concrete path down the hill that is covered in pottholes, he stuck instantly and catapulted 20ft onto his face. Landing in a crunched up bone heap.
Yeah, the bit on the left.


Drunk slide sessions.


It's good but no way near as good as the Quay.



Then we carried on drinking and went into town.

Classy steez from Katie.



Ben was partied out on the way out.

This que nearly ruined my night but I manned up and got inside after about an hour.

We went to the new After School.

Man dem. Jake, Jin and Cheah.


Robblenobble. Standard After School tactics.



Horsedog just got back from the US.
He skated the Berrics for fucks sake.

Romance.

Rob thought he'd be Horsey for a minute.



Get off.

Mikey showed us why he goes CSM with this art.


Caradog heard we were gonna be out so came from Wales.

Sleepy Catesdog.

Ben was on some fucked up shit.

Gambetta Murder Squad.

This is beyond a joke now.




Classic asleep on the bus photo.



Happy birthday Ben. Ben's got a broken leg now, stinking.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Wimbledon

We had BBQs and all that shit.


Then we made big fires.


I broke off a whole tree to add to the fire but it was too alive to burn so it just died.


We went to Georges final show at Wimbledon.


George's paintings are the insides of vaginas. No not really, they're big fat pieces of time.


This was a rad wood cut.

Callum pretends it's his.

This is the best thing there. 10 blue cats. Fucking amazing.

3 grand a year for the course and all you get is this shitty chair.




Hype. I only went for the free beer.



Big head branson.


Emo gay George.

Reppin Cambz bruv

Leicesters symbol, dead.


Bad place to die.

Fuckin gay pussy little piece of shit dog.

Monday, 1 June 2009

Hot Tub

Basi invited us to a 'hot tub party with too many hot babes'

Piers Mantel fucked off his face on, you guessed it, crack.
What a branson.


So Basi wasn't completely lieing. Here's two girls in a hot tub. Nearly naked.

Standard hoes...
I went in the tub then chucked my wet pants out this window at everyone like napalm.
Piers Mantel took time off from class As for a change.


Good spread.


The house was real nice, good showers.


It was Flora's party.


Look at that hot wet chick laying on the floor outside. Oh wait, that's Basi.




This is when I accidentally smashed Kyle's face in and knocked his tooth out.

Badass new look for Kyle.


Gutted Kyle.

Saturday, 30 May 2009

New Science Boards

These are the new Science boards that drop in July.
Fucking stoked.